1) At least one member will always possess the ability to mimic a Pterodactyl’s cry and will, at every available opportunity, demonstrate this ability
2) Any LAN Party exceeding five people will contain at least one member with over 30 GB of porn on their hard drive
3) At least one attendee will fail to bring a network cable
4) At least one attendee will always bring a network cable under 2 ft
5) At least one PC will find a way to lag at Starcraft
6) One member will have Star Wars bestiality porn on their PC and at least one other member will desire it
7) One attendee will have $400 in change on him
At least one attendee will consume more than 10 Liters in Energy Drinks
9) At least a quarter of attendees will pay a $5 entry fee with a $20 bill
10) At least One PC will be invisible to every other PC on the network, but at the same time, will be the only PC able to see every other PC on the network
11) At least one member will forget their network login password mere seconds after creating it
12) At least one player will ask how to reload forty minutes into an FPS match
13) The response they will get will be to hit Alt + F4
14) The amount of time spent arguing over balanced teams before a match must be equal or greater than the length of the game match itself
15) Somebody will always ask to borrow a computer
16) At least one member will have a firewall enabled
17) Pizza Hotline will always screw up at least one pizza order
18) Only 10% of those who say they will attend actually attend (known as the 10% rule)
19) Noise levels will reach their peak among members when we are placing the pizza orders over the phone
20) At least two members will bring wireless mice
21) Nobody chooses a game nickname that is in any way representative of themselves
22) At least two players will choose the same game nickname
23) At least half of the nicknames will be grossly inappropriate
24) No matter how well we prepare, we will always overload a circuit
25) Someone will always trip over a network cable
